Nintendo just tried to put Wii Party into the same bracket as Mario Kart and New Super Mario Bros. Wii. They then rolled a video that began with "Introducing a new party game for the Wii". And they put its purpose alongside that of Mario Kart. Mario @%#$ing Kart. Now, I know that Mario Kart is actually pretty rad at parties. But serious. What. The. Hell!?

Michael returns to FFXIII, this time in English.